Category Archives: Columbia III

S&S&W&P&C&V&R&R&C&T&B&…. (Heretics??)

April 1st, 2023

Sand and Strip and Wash and Paint and Cetol and Varnish and Repair and Replace and Clean and Tidy and Bake and . . . ..

The calm before the storm . . . 5 crew show up today to start my annual Sand-and-Paint-athon. But before they arrive I’ve been organizing the shed, the supplies, the ship and the lists!

Three new different small palm sanders to test drive . . .

Lots of sand paper!!

 

and cleaners . . .

And I pre-washed the PPE . . .   

And then the team of heritage vessel maintenance specialists arrived and with little ceremony began working . . . and it also started snowing!

If one ever needed to remind me of the glorious wonders of having the ship inside a covered shed just mention this conjunction of events: April1st, 5 crew arrive to begin spring S&P (on payroll and time clocks ticking!) and snow.

Snow? The scene was perfect for a Christmas card for my illustrious guests but not for varnishing.

Even the daffodils at the head of my dock were not impressed.

But nothing holds back the crack team of specialists. . . mmm, How about “Heretics”? Heritage vessel maintenance maniacs ???? . . .

Stripping another set of windows to bare wood as I transition away from traditional varnish to Cetol Marine Gloss  . . .

A lot gets done with 5 hard workers fully engaged in the task at hand!

and after the sanding comes the washing to get the white and grey paint dust removed before starting in on the bright work. . .

and pieces from the roof and the lazarette were removed and painted in the shop . . .

a break in the weather let Steve and Frieda paint the new lazarette shelves I created…

and later installed . . .

and all the grey roof trim was S&P’d

and the aft mast was S&P’d

and, well A LOT of stuff was S&P’d . . .  you’d get bored with the list . . .

The weather remained vexing for April . . . and boat-shed hallelujah-ish. But 2 solid days of SE 30-40 knots had us creatively trying to cut down the wind blowing thru the shed.

I installed the boat shed about 10 years ago with 14 separate 4000# concrete blocks sunk to windward, 2 separate lines to the head of the bay attached to 1 1/2″ pins drilled into the bedrock, plus one all-chain line also pinned to bedrock plus 2 galvanized steel 12″ diameter stiff legs pinned to the shore. All connected with 2″ and 3″ diameter lines connected to 2″ diameter shackles and 1″ diameter chain . . . . I need to be able to sleep at night . ..

But rust never sleeps.

During the two day blow one chain failed under strain. Despite the gale, Luke donned his dive gear and retrieved the dropped line. I had to cut the shackle (down to 1/2 its original 2″ diameter) and you can see the 1″ chain corroded to extinction.  The remaining chains connecting the anchors to the shed were sistered with 1″ nylon rope in case any more failed and . . . I know what I will be doing soon . . . .replacing the chain components of the mooring system.

Free moorage in front of my home sounds so easy!

But wind or not, work progressed . .  

 

And the hull, which many by-standers think is fiberglass, gets special treatment.

The main galley exterior door which is made of very solid and heavy teak, is over 60 years old and the most trafficked door on the vessel. After withstanding 3.8 million door slams, a small strip of teak cracked off around the latch mechanism. The door was repaired but had to be refinished after the new wood was sanded to shape . . .

Glued . ..

Sanded . . .

refinished with 3 coats for this year ( a minimum on bare wood)

The inset piece

And three coats of varnish on the binocular holders . . .

I am told that it is hard to find and retain good employees: well-trained crews that work long and hard with high standards and don’t require supervision . . .  so it only seemed prudent for me to have ready coffee and tea and preheated mugs and chairs and sometimes . . . .

fresh oatmeal raisin cookies warm from the oven . . .

Or cheesy, hot biscuits with lunch  . . .

or spinach, feta, philo pies for dinner . . . ( A skipper’s tasks are never done.)

or heart-shaped waffles for dinner (?) . . .  (I was too lazy to make them for breakfast . . . The crews got up too early for me). But you get the idea. I pander to the crew’s every whim.

And you guessed!! More cetoling and varnishing and painting!

And interior projects proceeded. The custom-faced under-counter galley refrigerator had very light duty plastic shelves on the door that had failed. So we designed, and Luke fabricated, welded and installed a new shelf system.

And the aft companion-way storage drawers progressed . . .

Now there is designated storage for spare parts for the gensets, ship’s furnace, galley range and a miscellaneous parts drawer too.

and it really is pretty excessive but I wire brush the engine roof floor plates until they shine! It is a really noisy, arm numbing job I loath to delegate . . . or as the crew might say . . .“But Ross, those floor plates look FINE as they are!” 

and s&p&c& clean tidy and trim . . .

and a final wash before we did the decks . . .

Then the big day arrives and the weather cooperated. The shed doors were unlashed and opened

And the best “reveal” ever!!!

 

It takes a bit of organizing to get the the masts up . . .

and the shed always seems cavernous when the ship is out.

but finally there she sits at my dock! What a gall-darn gigantic bunch of work!!!!!!!!!

But the good weather couldn’t go to waste so some of the crew took on the tender’s refit that after

So after two weeks the crews have thinned out and finally left. My house is quiet and I almost had a well deserved day off (but that’s a different tale).

The COLUMBIA III now sits out my window, gorgeous and waiting for next steps. Lead Guide Sarah Hauser will arrive to prep kayaks and paddling gear (we have two new kayaks this year and all new Werner paddles) and I will knuckle down once again into my alternate reality of substantiating paper work for multiple levels of bureaucracy that envelope this small business. (Now that would be a tedious blog post!!). I have inspections to pass and supplies to load and somehow turn the ship into a welcoming home-away-from-home for my soon-to-arrive guests.

For our 2023 upcoming season,  my benediction;  Safe, fun, and viable. For everyone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pre-shipyard and Shipyard February-March 2023

Yes, yes, a very quick update as I am swamped.

I have a new-to me-skipper, Jonas Fineman getting ready to do some skippering for me this summer. Jonas owns and operates a wonderful schooner in our local waters.   I met Jonas on the Marine Debris Removal Initiate a few years back and I have been dreaming of how to get him incorporated into our team ever since. So to begin the process, Jonas came for a week of pre-shipyard work and then also joined me for another week in the shipyard. This included getting the ship into and out of the shed and lots of practice docking and anchoring the COLUMBIA III. Jonas is a very experienced skipper, but every ship handles differently.

So, true to my evil nature, Jonas’s first task was replacing all the black water lines on the ship.

And it’s a good thing Jonas took on the task with good humour. The combination of urine and salt water makes a calcium-like-cement lining to the 1 1/2″ sani-hose and slowly restricts appropriate “passage” of “target materials”. The next picture is worth 1000 words . . . (This is under 3 seasons of accumulation)

I felt so bad, that whilst Jonas slaved in the black-water plumbing tangles I made him brunch in the ship’s galley . . .

After the black-water fun I thought I would try baking Jonas, “Hansel and Gretel style”, as he learned how to change the igniter on the galley range . . . essential skipper training . . .

But finally it was time to get the ship out of the shed . . .

and to the shipyard. I already stress enough each year as the ship gets lifted (it just never seems,”Natural” to have her way up in the air!)  but then it started snowing and dumped 6″ in about 3 hours!  Does snow make lifting straps more slippery????!!!!

Cool evening light after the snow storm . . .

But the next day, dodging rain squalls, Jonas was keen to get her painted. So he dried the hull with a tiger-torch and we painted the hull ourselves. The Ocean Pacific crews had us slated for the next day but we wanted to grab the weather window when we had it.

The following morning we got the boot-top done . . .

Note Jonas’s amazing technique . . .

And the shipyard welder replaced our zincs including the poured zinc on the propeller nut.

And the water-line gumwood was cetoled . . .

A Transport Canada inspector came from Nanaimo to check out our hull and said something nice along the lines of, “We shouldn’t waste our time coming to inspect a vessel that is being maintained this well.”

And the COLUMBIA III usually has a few appreciative admirers and this year was no exception. Work Safe BC was in the yard creating a shipyard safety video and asked if they could film the COLUMBIA III as she was relaunched . . . .

and finally back in the shed with her shiny new draft marks!

And now I get to prepare for the S&P crews arriving in a couple of weeks!!!!

Spare time . . .

I am a “Tweaker”, meaning I like to see how systems function and how I can make things run more smoothly or better or just plain nurdier, or how can I “tweak” the system, nudging it towards perfection! 

Spare us the rhetoric, Ross. What did you do now?

Spare time No.1:

The COLUMBIA III travels the rich waters of the BC coast and we often see cool things (whales, bears, fish, birds, other classic wooden heritage vessels not quite as beautiful as the COLUMBIA III . . .  and generally cool things look even cooler when viewed through binoculars. So you guessed it, there are lots of binoculars on the ship. To date they have all lived in the wheelhouse and many times a day there is a scramble as guests and crew reach for binoculars . . . a Pacific Loon is so worth it! But when the amazing occurrence has, well, occurred, then the binoculars get put down . . . somewhere: the aft deck, the salon table, the front deck, the galley counter!!! (gasps of “No!”) . . .  So I thought I should make a couple of shelves for binocular storage (not in the wheelhouse) to help curb this slovenly behavior and make it easier for guests to find the binoculars when the next Event occurs.

So a little R&D with some scraps of wood to determine basic proportions . . .

then dress rehearsal with the mahogany and brass bits to test drive the concept . . .

then some gluing and sanding and routing and rounding . . . .

and then staining and a first coat of varnish and fitting  the brass rail . . .

Its amazing how big a mess I can make and how many tools I can employ making two small shelves . . .

And temporary installment to test drive the concept . . .

Spare time No. 2:

Storage is always a problem on a boat. I never had enough room on my 35′ tugboat and I never have enough room on this 68′ boat. So I spend a lot time trying to figure out cool new storage solutions for the ship, from mug racks to tool holders and a hidden computer keyboard. So for years I have been eyeing up the aft companionway ladder and its egregious waste of space. See next photo . . . really its enough to make anyone’s blood boil with rage . . . .

So after about 9000 trips between shop and ship as I tacked together prototypes for each stair. . .  they are all different of course . . . 

I created 3 individual, removable drawer cases . . .  These will need to be easily removable for maintenance tasks in the area of the aft ladder.

And then 3 slightly quirky drawers . . .  If reading about someone else’s mistakes makes you feel better about yourself you will love this next tale . . . After a long day working on something (Parks permits???) I headed down to my shop to get some tangible progress  made on a real project . . . so I worked quite late and cut and glued together 3 unique drawers using my predetermined measurements that I had written on a  scrap of paper with the 12 different dimensions (HxWxDx 3 drawers).

The next morning I removed the clamps and sanded the first drawer and routed the edges and gave it a test fit into its respective case . . . it didn’t fit. It was an inch too wide . . . and the other two drawers didn’t fit either . . . .

Somehow, at 9pm at night in a cold shop in the winter, my tired brain completely mixed up all the 12 dimensions and I had 3 completely useless  drawers that fit nothing!

I decided it must be time to go back to mindless computer red-tape for a while and I made a new set of drawers a few days later . . .

Now. . .  I am so swamped with other tasks I am waiting for my “sand and paint” crews to show up to assist with the final painting and varnishing before I install them.